Re-entry is difficult.
Have been home from Mexico 15 hours.
Clothes in suitcases.
House is a wreak.
Kids are bouncing off walls.
87 emails.
One contained critique of Christmas movie.
YIKES! He no likey!
Decided to only write short sentences.
No commas needed.
Less problems with punctuation.
Critique burried me alive.
May quit writing and take up salsa dancing.
Seriously, he hated it.
Damn, there's that abhorrent comma.
Where is the Caballero with the tequilla?
Saddest sight in Mexico? I know you probably think I'm going to say something that involves the intense poverty of the country but no...
65 year old drunk man at the airport, falling down in the food line. Grabs a hold of a teenage boy and explains to him that he's in a band! His lead guitarist and singer passed out on stage and he had to finish the show by himself. Clearly he finished the tequila as well. He was drooling his soft drink down his shirt as he belted out one of the bands songs. Does this man have any idea how ridiculous he is? This teenage boy was very gracious to him and let the guy tell him his story. Even checked back with him later to make sure he was getting on his flight.
Let me just say, the critique I received (and paid for) was far less gracious. Not a single word of encouragement. Pretty sure he could have just said, "this is shit" and saved himself all the effort.
I knew I wasn't paying for hand holding from my mother, but I also didnt expect him to dangle my baby over the balcony.
I think I'll let it set for a while, and then go back to see if I can come up with anything constructive to salvage.
Maybe I can start my own band.
Have been home from Mexico 15 hours.
Clothes in suitcases.
House is a wreak.
Kids are bouncing off walls.
87 emails.
One contained critique of Christmas movie.
YIKES! He no likey!
Decided to only write short sentences.
No commas needed.
Less problems with punctuation.
Critique burried me alive.
May quit writing and take up salsa dancing.
Seriously, he hated it.
Damn, there's that abhorrent comma.
Where is the Caballero with the tequilla?
Saddest sight in Mexico? I know you probably think I'm going to say something that involves the intense poverty of the country but no...
65 year old drunk man at the airport, falling down in the food line. Grabs a hold of a teenage boy and explains to him that he's in a band! His lead guitarist and singer passed out on stage and he had to finish the show by himself. Clearly he finished the tequila as well. He was drooling his soft drink down his shirt as he belted out one of the bands songs. Does this man have any idea how ridiculous he is? This teenage boy was very gracious to him and let the guy tell him his story. Even checked back with him later to make sure he was getting on his flight.
Let me just say, the critique I received (and paid for) was far less gracious. Not a single word of encouragement. Pretty sure he could have just said, "this is shit" and saved himself all the effort.
I knew I wasn't paying for hand holding from my mother, but I also didnt expect him to dangle my baby over the balcony.
I think I'll let it set for a while, and then go back to see if I can come up with anything constructive to salvage.
Maybe I can start my own band.
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